Definition funny of Automatic:

urbanA transmission commonly known as a "slushbox". One of the most pointless creations that man has ever conceived. Automatic transmissions essentially limit the amount of control one has over the engine, decrease awareness of driving, and shift like concrete in a blender. But slower. Automatic drivers can be spotted either with both hands on the wheel or both hands on the kids at all times. Or asleep. Americans have unfortunately become dependent on automatic transmissions. This is half the reason why they suck at driving. Jesus would drive a manual.

urbanMy brother got an automatic transmission so I disowned him from our family and requested that he be excommunicated from our church.

urbanA type of automobile transmission used by old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys. You can spot cars with automatic transmissions as you drive on any road. The drivers step on the brakes for random cosmic events. If they see a fuzz, they step on the brakes. If they see a car pull up to a side street, they step on the brakes. If they come to an intersection, they step on the brakes. If they see a crow, they step on the brakes. The repeated brake lights warn all stick shift drivers that a totally incompetent "driver" is operating the car.

urbanNo man with any self respect would ever drive a car with an automatic transmission.

urbanAn automotive transmission created for people missing an arm or a leg. An automotive transmission for people who do NOT know how to drive. An automatic transmission is like training wheels on a bike. When you learn how to ride a bike, you lose the training wheels. When you learn how to drive a car, you take the automatic rental back and get a REAL car with a stick shift.

urbanDamn, Hector, that kid Smedley had the nerve to drive over to take my daughter out in a car with an automatic transmission! Can you believe it? I chased his ass away and told him not to come back until he learns how to drive. Don't blame you, Simon. Say, maybe your daughter can teach him how to drive a stick shift like a real man. Great idea, Hector! She likes the kid but won't go out with a wimp to save her life!

urbanTransmission that is usually found on go-karts, lawnmowers, and chick cars. The driving demographic usually includes women, wusses, and girly men. Any man found driving an automatic transmission is subject to an ass kicking and life-term ridicule.


Songs about Automatic:

songsAutomatic by Miranda Lambert from the Album Platinum

songsAutomatic (Original Mix) by Jay Tripwire from the Album Various Artists EP

songsAutomatic by The Pointer Sisters from the Album The Best Of The Pointer Sisters

songsSemi-Automatic by twenty one pilots from the Album Vessel

songsAutomatic by Iration from the Album Automatic

songsAutomatic by Prince from the Album 1999 [Explicit]

songsAutomatic Overdrive [feat. Myles Kennedy And The Conspirators] by Slash from the Album World On Fire


Books about Automatic:

booksThe Automatic Millionaire: A Powerful One-Step Plan to Live and Finish Rich by David Bach (Dec 27, 2005)

booksAutomatic Budgeting: the guide to worry free budgets by J. R. See (Apr 24, 2011)

booksThe Automatic Millionaire Homeowner: A Lifetime Plan to Finish Rich in Real Estate by David Bach (Mar 4, 2008)

booksThe Automatic Millionaire Workbook: A Personalized Plan to Live and Finish Rich. . . Automatically by David Bach (Jan 4, 2005)

booksAutomatic Wealth for Grads... and Anyone Else Just Starting Out by Michael Masterson and Mark Skousen (Mar 31, 2006)

booksThe Automatic Detective by A. Lee Martinez (Feb 3, 2009)

booksAutomatic Pilot by Bill Taub (Mar 6, 2014)


Movies about Automatic:

moviesAutomatic Loveletter: A Performance at The Guest Apartment [HD] 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 17 mins Directed by: LLC Baeble Media

moviesAutomatic 2011 PG-13 - Runtime: 1 hr 18 mins Starring: Jamie Anne Brown, Brandy Howard, et al. Directed by: Jonathan Walls

moviesBob Mann's Automatic Golf: 2 DVD's in One: The Method and The Specialty Shots 2002 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 42 mins Starring: Bob Manns Automatic Golf Directed by: unnamed

moviesAutomatic Transmission Vol 1 GM 4L60E 2005 - Runtime: 2 hrs 30 mins Starring: rick metzing Directed by: rick metzing

moviesThe Automatic Millionaire -

moviesThe SMART Technique Automatic Fat Loss Program: Reprogramming Your Mind to Be Thin, Staying Lean for Life; Reprogramming... 2002 - Runtime: 3 hrs

moviesMahoromatic: Collection 1 - Automatic Maiden 2009 Unrated - Runtime: 5 hrs 25 mins Starring: Bridget Hoffman and Derek Stephen Prince


Wiki information Automatic:

Automatic transmission
Invention, Transmission Classification

An automatic transmission is a type of motor vehicle transmission that can automatically change gear ratios as the vehicle moves, freeing the driver from having to shift gears manually. Like other transmission systems on vehicles, it allows an...

Semi-automatic transmission

A semi-automatic transmission is an automobile transmission that does not change gears automatically, but rather facilitates manual gear changes by dispensing with the need to press a clutch pedal at the same time as changing gears. It uses...