Definition funny of Astrology:

urbanWhen people ask you your "sign"- that's astrology. Horoscopes, signs, all that shit is astrology. People think it actually works because the predictions (horoscopes) are extremely vague and telling people what they want to hear, such as "you will make money" and "you will find true love". All these astrologers are making money off morons, and probably snorting coke off a hooker right now. Not to be confused with astronomy, the badass science of the universe.

urban1- "Okay, here's your horoscope. You will get a raise at the end of the year. Wow! Look! Astrology signs on my cellphone for 20$ a month, sign me up!" 2- "Here's your horoscope- fuck you."

urbanA barbaric,, pseudo-scientific, personality model used to explain away a person's neuroticism by measuring the trajectory of big rocks in the sky.

urbanPerson 1: I like dogs because I'm a Libra! Person 2: Astrology is fake. Person 1: Astrology is not fake. Person 2: You're an idiot.

urbanAn idea that is irrational and not based on evidence commensurate with the extraordinary nature of the claim. The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.

urbanAstrology is bogus...

urbanThe practice of studying the planets' positions to determine personality, lifestyle, trends and patterns in someone's life, etc. etc. It's not an "addiction of people who are too stupid to realize that even if it's accurate your sun sign means next to nothing whatever whatever and horoscopes are mostly made up". While it's true that horoscopes can be vague in some publications, that's because the astrologer is at fault, not the astrology, for its being vague/inaccurate/whatever. Also, the description of a Sun Sign personality is quite general since there are many other factors in your astrological personality--therefore the horoscopes for Sun Signs are general as well. In fact, analyses can be very accurate and in-depth when *all* planets are considered. *sigh*


Songs about Astrology:

songsHow to Study Astrology by Astrology Secrets from the Album Astrology and You - How to Improve Your Life Using the Stars

songsGingerale Afternoon (The Astrology Of A Saturday) by The Flaming Lips from the Album Hit To Death In The Future Head [Explicit]

songsReadings In Astrology (Demo Version) by Curtis Mayfield from the Album Curtis! (Deluxe Edition)

songsAstrology by Liz Anderson from the Album Classic Country, Vol. 5

songsAstrology Days (The One AM Radio Remix) by Lymbyc Systym from the Album Love Your Abuser Remixed

songsStudy Guides in Astrology: The Saturn Cycle and the Saturn Return: How to Interpret the Meaning in Your Life by Lauren Delsack from the Album Study Guides in Astrology: The Saturn Cycle and the Saturn Return: How to Interpret the Meaning in Your Life

songsAll of the Astrology Signs [Explicit] by ¥oung Co¢aine ©artier from the Album Reasonable Mon?¥ Mixtape © [Explicit]


Books about Astrology:

booksAstrology And Zodiac Guide - The Ultimate Guide To Understanding Astrology, Zodiac Signs, Relationship Compatibility... by Jane Rose, Astrology Compatilbility and Zodiac Signs (Sep 19, 2014)

booksAstrology for the Soul (Bantam Classics) by Jan Spiller (Oct 1, 1997)

booksAstrology for Yourself: How to Understand And Interpret Your Own Birth Chart by Demetra George and Douglas Bloch (Mar 20, 2006)

booksAstrology, Karma and Transformation: The Inner Dimensions of the Birth Chart by Stephen Arroyo (Jan 1, 1993)

booksAstrology: A Deep Look Into Each Zodiac Sign (Astrology, Zodiac Signs, Horoscopes, Compatibility, New age, Zodiac... by Chloe Miller (Dec 30, 2013)

booksAstrology, Psychology, and the Four Elements: An Energy Approach to Astrology and Its Use in the Counseling Arts... by Stephan Arroyo (Jun 28, 1978)

booksAstrology, A Cosmic Science: The Classic Work on Spiritual Astrology by Isabel M. Hickey, Sheila Waters and Stephen Arroyo (Apr 14, 2011)


Movies about Astrology:

moviesAstrology - Celestial Prophecies 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 1 min Directed by: Createspace

moviesWisdom From India - Lecture 5: Astrology 2014 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 24 mins Starring: Dr. Vishal Mangalwadi Directed by: Carolyn Rafferty

moviesQuantum Astrology With Rick Levine 2013 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 12 mins Starring: Rick Levine Directed by: Jay Weidner

moviesEvolutionary Astrology 2013 NR - Runtime: 53 mins Directed by: Unavailable

moviesThe Astrology of Relationships 2013 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 1 min Starring: Michael Perillo Directed by: David Greenbaum

moviesLessons in Astrology: The Chart of 2012 (Vol 1) 2012 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 15 mins Directed by: Ron James

moviesAstrology with Signe Quinn Taff: Money in Your Chart, parts 1 & 2 2009 NR - Runtime: 55 mins Directed by: Emmy Brunel


Wiki information Astrology:

Quotation Subject, Literature Subject, Field of study, Website Category, Religious Practice

Astrology consists of several systems of divination based on the premise that there is a relationship between astronomical phenomena and events in the human world. Many cultures have attached importance to astronomical events, and the Indians,...

Hindu astrology

Jyotisha is the traditional Hindu system of astronomy and astrology. It is also known as Hindu astrology, Indian astrology, and more recently Vedic astrology. The term Hindu astrology has been in use as the English equivalent of Jyotiṣa since the...