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Definition funny of Assume:

urbanassume = to make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.

urbanverb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.

urbanTed assumed blondes are more fun than brunettes. Bill: "Ted, so how did your date go with that hot blonde?" Ted: "Dude, she was such a dud and boring as hell. I think I will go back to my brunette girl who's way more exciting."

urbanThe mother of all fuckups

urbanBob: Dude you just ran over that guy with your bus! Bill: I assumed he would move out of my way!

urbanCoining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid. Assumers are also usually, if not always assdouches. Since these unintelligent individuals seems to be associated with a lot of douchebag and asshole actions. They are ignorant to reality, and make assumptions in order to mentally compensate for their own assdoucheyness, by creating humor for their own enjoyment, for the purposes of getting on the nerves of others. For further information on this kind, look up "Assdouche".

songs

Songs about Assume:

songsAssume Total Responsibility by Anna Thompson from the Album Take Your Power Back Hypnosis Transcend The Victim Mentality With Binaural Beats

songsAssume Total Responsibility by Anna Thompson from the Album Stop Self Sabotage Hypnosis Succeed And Reach Your Goals With Binaural Beats

songsAssume Total Responsibility by Anna Thompson from the Album Stop Procrastinating (Procrastination) and Increase Motivation Hypnosis With Beta Binaural Beats

songsAssume Total Responsibility by Anna Thompson from the Album Achieve Your Goals Hypnosis With Binaural Beats

songsAssume The Position by Rhett Forrester from the Album Gone With The Wind

songsAssume The Position by Lafayette Gilchrist from the Album The Music According To Lafayette Gilchrist

songsAssume Total Responsibility by Anna Thompson from the Album Workout Motivation Hypnosis With Gamma Isochronic Tones

books

Books about Assume:

booksAssume the Position: a contemporary gay romance by Storm Grant (Sep 24, 2014)

booksASSUME THE PHYSICIAN: Modern Medicine's "Catch-22" by John F. Hunt (Jul 23, 2012)

booksTo Assume a Pleasing Shape (American Readers Series) by Joseph Salvatore (Oct 18, 2011)

booksAssume the Positions by Mari Carr (Sep 5, 2014)

booksAunt Bessie Assumes (Isle of Man Cozy Mystery Book 1) by Diana Xarissa (May 21, 2014)

booksIt Is Folly To Assume My Awesome Lies Dormant: The Paintings of the Mincing Mockingbird by Matt Adrian (Jun 17, 2010)

booksAssume the Position (Darker Side of Blue Book 1) by T.C. Lee (Dec 20, 2011)

movies

Movies about Assume:

moviesAssume the Position with Mr. Wuhl 2006 Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr Starring: Robert Wuhl

moviesDeuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 2005 R - Runtime: 1 hr 23 mins Starring: Rob Schneider, Eddie Griffin, et al. Directed by: Mike Bigelow

moviesGroup Marketing A to Z: Everything You Need to Know to Assume the Sale -

moviesPhantom of Chinatown Keye Luke assumes Boris Karloff's former role as Detective James Lee Wong -

moviesOh, Susanna! -Fleeing the law, Wolf Benson hops on a train, throws Autry off, and assumes Autry's identity -

wiki

Wiki information Assume:

Assume Vivid Astro Focus
Man, Person

assume vivid astro focus is both an alias of Brazilian-born New York-based artist Eli Sudbrack, and the name of an international group of visual and performance artists, with French multimedia artist Christophe Hamaide-Pierson one of the main...

Assume the Position with Mr. Wuhl
Stand-up comedy Film, Award-Nominated Work, Film, TV Program, Netflix Title

Assume the Position with Mr. Wuhl is a 2 part comedy and documentary show on HBO. It stars actor Robert Wuhl. The show looks at the facts and myths of American history in a comedic view.