Definition funny of Arecibo:

urbanA backwater ghetto town located in the northwest of Puerto Rico. Arecibo is considered to be one of Puerto Rico's most important cities, but in truth, If it wasn't for the fact that Arecibo owns the world's largest radio-telescope it'd be just another nowhere town on the map. It's also a real depressing town, all run-down and shabby looking mostly because we had the misfortune of having incompetent thieving scumbags for mayors. The place is also home to many bible-thumping ignorant hicks(or jibaros as we call them)who waste their lives away with booze, driving old beat up American cars and pick-up trucks. And then we have snooty yuppies with huge gas-guzzling mini-vans and SUVs and of course their "bad boy" Harley Davidson motorcycles to drive on the weekend when they want to feel "free". Also most of the town's youth are punk-ass cacos(wankstas) with no sense fashion(or reasoning) whose only goal in life is to be a drug dealer, a reggaeton DJ or the owner of a car customization shop so they can "trick out" rice rockets and motor-scooters with ghetto-fab sound systems and cheap graphics. And then there's the women. Most of the girls in Arecibo are homely skanks or fatties and the few girls that are hot or at least halfway decent are either A)married or B) stuck up bitches with more bling around their necks than brains in their heads who act like their shit don't stink and won't even give you the time of day unless you drive a super-expensive luxury car or a brand-new motorcycle. Most of the "cool" or wothwhile places in Arecibo aren't even in Arecibo at all(with the exception of the radio-telescope of course) but in their neighboring towns such as Hatillo and Barceloneta. And yeah Arecibo does have some cool people but you have to look real hard to find them.

urbanAcho, Me voy a mudar pa'l carajo de Arecibo una vez tenga la oportunidad" Translation: I am so moving the fuck out of Arecibo once I get the chance.


Songs about Arecibo:

songsArecibo by Carbon Based Lifeforms from the Album Twentythree

songsArecibo Message by Closure In Moscow from the Album First Temple

songsArecibo by Joe Cuba from the Album We Must Be Doing Something Right

songsArecibo by Dyson Sphere from the Album Solutions for Dreamers : Season 2

songsArecibo by The Great Airport Mystery from the Album The Great Spaceport Mystery

songsArecibo by The National Pool from the Album The National Pool

songsArecibo by MinionTV from the Album Arecibo


Books about Arecibo:

booksA Gringocua Travels Puerto Rico Arecibo by Greg "Froggy" Boudonck (Jun 23, 2012)

booksMurder at Arecibo: Life--and Death--at the Arecibo Observatory by Colin Hines (Jan 24, 2008)

bookspersonalidades destacadas en la historia de arecibo (Spanish Edition) by Mrs margarita lozano ms (Jun 23, 2013)

booksThe Arecibo Ionospheric Observatory by Christine M. Matthews (Jun 16, 2011)

booksTo See the Unseen: A History of Planetary Radar Astronomy - A Comprehensive History of Radar Observations of Venus... by Andrew J. Butrica, World Spaceflight News and National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) (Jan 18, 2012)

bookspersonalidades destacadas en la historia de arecibo by margarita lozano (Dec 31, 2013)

booksMayors of Arecibo Puerto Rico by Mrs Margarita Lozano Cruz (Jan 2, 2014)


Movies about Arecibo:

moviesCapitanes de Arecibo La Masacre Campeones 2005 -


Wiki information Arecibo:

Arecibo Observatory
National Register of Historic Places Location, Structure, Fictional Setting, Project focus, Location, Telescope, Listed Site, Astronomical Observatory, Filming location

The Arecibo Observatory is a radio telescope in the municipality of Arecibo, Puerto Rico. This observatory is operated by SRI International, USRA and UMET, under cooperative agreement with the National Science Foundation. This observatory is also...

Puerto Rican Municipality, City/Town/Village, Governmental Jurisdiction, HUD Foreclosure Area, Location, US County, Statistical region, Dated location, Capital of administrative division, Administrative Division

Arecibo is a municipality on the northern coast of Puerto Rico, on the shores of the Atlantic Ocean, located north of Utuado and Ciales; east of Hatillo; and west of Barceloneta and Florida. It is about 50 miles west of San Juan, the capital city....