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Definition funny of Aldente:

urbanitalian for "to the tooth." refers to pasta that is slightly undercooked. pasta cooked enough to be firm but not soft.

urban"we forgot to cook the pasta all the way" "just tell 'em it's al dente and quit your bitchin"

urbanThe most desirable form of cooked noodles. Just firm, not soft. Also: A wang that's not hard, but not soft; just a bit firm.

urbanAdam: Trevor do you like al dente? Trevor: No! Jon: Haha Trevor likes al dente! Adam: Hahaha he so does. Trevor: Al dente is revolting! Adam/Jon: Trevor loves al dente!

urbana penis that is half erect.

urbanjon: hey trevor do you like al dente? trevor: NO adam: hey trevor do you like al dente? trevor: NO!! jon: hey trevor do you lik- trevor: BUTTFUCK!

urbanUndercooked pasta which, upon regurgitation, resembles a squirming mass of worms and maggots. Al dente literally means "to the teeth", as it is almost crunchy, meaning it is cheap, dried pasta rather than fresh, soft pasta. For example a hastily-cooked friday night spaghetti before going out on the piss can be complimented as "al dente", however once one is blowing chunks in the form of long, strandy, red worms covered in stomach bile that tickle ever inch of your oesophagus, not to mention the back of your nose, down a back alley, soon becomes "undercooked".

songs

Songs about Aldente:

songsAldente by The Boulevard Big Band from the Album Take Only for Pain

songsAldente B-Moll (Decalicious Remix) by Liberation Frequency from the Album Aldente B-Moll

songsAldente B-Moll (Decalicious Remix) by Liberation Frequency from the Album I Love Clubbing, Vol. 2

songsAldente B-Moll (Nogale Remix) by Liberation Frequency from the Album Aldente B-Moll

songsAldente B-Moll (Nogale Remix) by Liberation Frequency from the Album Club Session Deluxe, Vol. 1

songsAldente B-Moll (Original Short Edit) by Liberation Frequency from the Album Aldente B-Moll

songsCampo Aldente by Orquesta Electronica Berretin from the Album Electro - Tango Vol. I

books

Books about Aldente:

booksMacarrón Aldente. Un detective diferente (Spanish Edition) by Pablo Mérida (Aug 3, 2012)

wiki

Wiki information Aldente:

Aldente
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Cafe Aldente
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