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Afl Expression, Afl Soul Urge, Afl Inner Dream

numerology

Numerology information Afl:

numerologyName Number: 1 Meaning: Individual, Masculine, Logic, Self, Active, Leadership, Initiative, Assertive

urban

Definition funny of Afl:

urbanAFL - acronym for Australian Football League, the governing body of Australian Rules Football. Australian Rules Football is a regionally stunted game played primarily for and by rampant non-heterosexuals in the Southern States of Australia. The AFL is a conglomeration of blind lepers who have unnerving control over the sporting minds of ½ the population. The game itself begins when two teams of 18 limp-wristed nancy boys run onto an oval through a 40 foot high banner made of toilet paper which has messages of love from their fans painted in it in various shades of lipstick. Running though the banner is the zenith of anyone's Australian Rules Football experience. Prior to the game's commencement but after the "running of the banner" each side gathers in a group and runs around the oval to warm up. This is commonly known as a "melee" and is the first of many over the approximately 120 minutes the game takes. Once the game starts at the sound of a hooter that would arouse a Moose, the ball (similar to a Gridiron ball, but less heterosexual) is bounced by a prat in a dangerously loud shirt called the "umpy". The main vocation of the umpy is to spend the game listening to 40,000 lispers calling out "ball". Most umpys are thankful that the word "ball" has no S in it. From the first bounce until the end of the game there is a 100 minute game consisting of the aforementioned 36 men attempting to do things to each other that would be considered outrageous at a Mexican Donkey Show. Scores are earned by kicking the ball between 4 posts at either end of the ground, yes 4. A player earns 6 points (a goal) for kicking the ball between the two highest posts in the centre of the 4 posts, and he scores 1 point (a behind) for missing the big posts but still managing to not miss all the posts. Talent and co-ordination are not requirements to play Australian Rules Football. It is slightly tougher than Draughts but a smidgeon under Backgammon in toughness. It is a game adored by 1/2 the country and hated by the other half. The collective IQ of the former is 12. Hate Australian Rules Football even if you've never seen a game, it saves time later on.

urbanI'm not a homosexual but I once AFL'd a guy who is.

urbanIts a confused idea of soccer, football...and mad men running in porno shorts

urban"...they get free kicks for pushing in the back, but when they take marks they can jump on ppls backs. I'll never learn all the AFL rules" "Its a confused idea of soccer, football...and mad men running in porno shorts"

urbanShort for Australian Football League, an obscure suburban sport played in southern areas of Australia. Previously called the Victorian Football League, or Victorian Rules Football. Before each game, teams must run through banners constructed entirely of toilet paper and clag glue and containing messages such as 'Go the Roo Boys' or other such crap. Playing uniform is similarly macabre. Each player must wear a singlet, shoes, socks and shorts so tight, if they were any tighter they'd need bowel surgery to remove them. AFL is the only sport in the world which rewards people for failure, with one point given for missing a shot at goal, or hitting one of the large goal posts, or if an opposing player runs the ball between the goals. Despite what any AFL follower will tell you, it is slightly above watching grass grow in terms of an entertainment spectacle. It does not have any significant following outside of the Australian states of Victoria, South Australia, Western Australia and Tasmania, with the more open-minded Australians (i.e. New South Wales and Queensland) preferring Rugby League and Rugby Union. Even drawf-tossing is more popular in these states. The first International AFL World Cup was held in 2003 in Melbourne. There were more players on the field than spectators in the stands. Nobody remembers who won. Nauru are a powerhouse in World AFL, as well as Denmark, who hold the non-Australian attendance record for a game of AFL - 62. (That's sixty-two, not sixty-two thousand). In order to play AFL, it is compulsory to do or have done one of these: * Bonk your best mate's wife * Urinate on a lady's leg at a pub * Own a copy of 'Up There Cazaly' * Have a name such as Wayde, Rhett, Jarred or Digby * Steal from your team-mates * Be an accessory to the death of a young lady by drug over-dose * Be totally ignorant * Keep a closed mind

urbanAFL - rhymes with Gay FL. Coincidence? I think not. "Great mark there by Digby...."

urbanStands for away from life, used to describe people such as nerds who never leave their computer, people who shun all others, etc.

songs

Songs about Afl:

songsAFL CIO by Adam Carroll from the Album Far Away Blues

songsAddress in Miami At the Opening of the AFL-CIO Convention (December 7, 1961) by John F. Kennedy from the Album The Speeches of President John F. Kennedy

songsAdelaide Crows (AFL Australian Football League) (Football Anthem Tribute) by A Tributer from the Album Adelaide Crows (AFL Australian Football League) (Football Anthem Tribute)

songsAFL by Channel Surf from the Album Bad Reception

songs?afl by Kandakod?aineboj?a from the Album Igra?ka Pla?ka

songsAFL [Explicit] by Weed out the Weak from the Album You've Gotta Weed Em Out [Explicit]

songsAFL CIO by Adam Carroll from the Album Adam Carroll Live At Flipnotics

books

Books about Afl:

booksAFL-CIO's Secret War against Developing Country Workers: Solidarity or Sabotage? by Kim Scipes (Aug 29, 2011)

booksAFLS 4-Book Bundle (Assessment of Functional Living Skills) by James W. Partington Ph.D. BCBA-D and Michael M. Mueller Ph.D. BCBA-D (2012)

booksAFLS School Skills Protocol (Assessment of Functional Living Skills) by James W. Partington Ph.D. BCBA-D and Michael M. Mueller Ph.D. BCBA-D (2013)

booksBirth of the New NFL: How The 1966 Nfl/Afl Merger Transformed Pro Football by Larry Felser (Sep 16, 2008)

booksColeman - The Untold Story of an AFL Legend by Doug Ackerly (Jan 13, 2014)

booksAFLS Community Participation Skills Assessment Protocol (Assessment of Functional Living Skills) by James W. Partington Ph.D. BCBA-D and Michael M. Mueller Ph.D. BCBA-D (2012)

booksTruly Obscure! Pro Football Trivia: Over 1,000 Things You Didn't Know About the NFL, AFL, USFL, XFL, and AAFC... by Tarrant Brothers (Aug 16, 2014)

movies

Movies about Afl:

moviesClassic Labor Unions Films 3 DVD Box Set: 1940s - 1950s American Labor Union Relations, Workers Rights & AFL-CIO... 2007 - Runtime: 3 hrs 30 mins

moviesAfl Footy Show-Best of 2004 2005 -

moviesHow Democracy Works Now: Ain't the AFL for Nothin' - Educational Version with Public Performance Rights 2013 - Runtime: 1 hr 10 mins Directed by: Shari Robertson and Michael Camerini

moviesAFL Premiers 2007 - Geelong DVD -

moviesAFL Premiers 2012: Sydney Swans - Runtime: 3 hrs

moviesAFL: Premiers 2005 - Sydney Swans DVD -

moviesAFL PREMIERS 2010 COLLINGWOOD & ST KILDA: THE DECI Unrated -

wiki

Wiki information Afl:

Australian Football League
Australian rules football League, Organization, Award Presenting Organization, Employer, Sports Association, Sport

The Australian Football League is the highest-level professional competition in the sport of Australian rules football. Through the AFL Commission, the AFL also serves as the sport's governing body, and is responsible for controlling the Laws of the...

American Football League
American football League, Organization, Sports Association, Employer

The American Football League was a major professional American football league that operated from 1960 until 1969, when it merged with the National Football League. The upstart AFL operated in direct competition with the more established NFL...