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urban1) He's climbing pretty rapidly. 2) Stephanie's shorts were too small, but nobody complained. 3) I'm checkin' e-mail.

urban1-He want's to see his parent's. 2-"Bob's X"==the X belonging to Bob. 3-couldn't, they're, he'll, I'm, you'd 4-Then, Mark said, "Dude, I hate to tell you, but Sheila said 'I wouldn't go out with him if he were the last man on earth.' Tough break, man."

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